Life Is But An Illusion

The Shadow Man

My meeting with The Shadow Man was unexpected and accidental. He said to me, "What is your name?" I said, "It's Tom, sir. Why?" "No reason. Come, let me show you something." We then appeared on a large object that appeared to extend infinitely. I asked, "Where are we?" He said, "Come closer." "What?" "Do you want to know where we are? We are seeing something larger than you or me or life itself." "What is it," I asked.
He said, "YO MOMMA!!!!!! OHHHH!!! SHE SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE SEES THAT A WEBSITE USES COOKIES, SHE GOES AND GETS MILK!!!!!!!!!" He then gave me a wedgie. I realized that The Shadow Man is a total dick. So I punched him in the face and left. I was later murdered by Jeff the Killer.